'WHY DID I KEEP TALKING:' Girl breaks the ice with gym crush just to babble about how sweaty she is, internet still approves of flirtation

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  • TIFU by opening my mouth
  • TIFU by trying to flirt with my gym crush and accidentally making him think I have a sweating disorder.
  • So there's this guy at my gym I've been lowkey obsessed with for months. We do that thing where we pretend not to notice each other but somehow always end up using machines near each other. Today he finally started an actual conversation with me while I was on the treadmill. Everything was going fine until he smiled and said, "You always smell really good by the way."
  • This was my moment. A normal girl would say "aww thank you." Maybe even flirt back a little.
  • But my brain completely disconnected from reality.
  • Without even thinking, I replied, "Yeah, I sweat a lot so perfume sticks better."
  • The second the words left my mouth I knew I needed to leave the country.
  • He just stood there blinking at me like he was trying to decide if I was joking or if I genuinely overshare with strangers for fun. And instead of shutting up, I got nervous and added, "Like... concerning amounts sometimes."
  • WHY DID I KEEP TALKING.
  • I started fake laughing because I panicked, stepped off the treadmill while it was still moving, lost my balance, and almost flew backwards. He grabbed my arm before I completely wiped out and asked if I was okay while trying so hard not to laugh.
  • I said "yeah haha happens all the time" which honestly made it worse because now I sound both sweaty AND unstable.
  • I'm skipping the gym for at least a week out of respect for everyone involved.
  • I'm sorry you're embarrassed but at least you might've broken the ice. Why don't you ask for coffee or something! Nobody smells good at the gym so if he's saying you do he's probably checking you out!
  • you could fall flat on your face, and knock over an entire stand of weights trying to get up. it doesn't matter. You smell good to him. Basic InStink for the win!
  • As a dude, this would be more endearing than anything else tbh. Ask him out, this might be the start of something great!
  • You should definitely stay on your regular gym schedule, and you two will laugh about this one day. As a guy who frequents the gym, I can promise you guys don't care if you sweat.
  • Quirky first encounters are usually the most memorable. I don't see a big FU here. If anything, at least the ice is broken. Plus, the double blunder makes the first blunder less important because the next time you can make a funny comment on how you will try not to fall off the treadmill this time and literally ignore the "sweaty" comment entirely. If he is is genuinely interested he won't care.
  • Hopefully, it's just the start of a Meet Cute. Don't worry too much about it. The ice is broken; now you can just talk to him. Guaranteed he remembers you.
  • Oh no! Now he knows you sweat when you work out. So embarrassing. Seriously though, he was breaking the ice and letting you know he notices you. You're doing fine.
  • Sounds like scientifically, your scent is compatible with him

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